Text 15 Apr 1,259 notes

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Tired 4yo says he is going to sleep all the way until 89 o’clock tomorrow.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Me too, little guy, me too. That’s the last time I stay up until 1 AM to watch a total lunar eclipse…

Video 13 Apr 2,838 notes

cumaeansibyl:

n-a-blue-box:

earthandanimals:

earthysoul:

I cannot function properly

MY FUCKING HEART JUST EXPLODED FROM THE CUTENESS.  I WANT TO CUDDLE THIS PIG UNTIL I DIE.

oh my god thats cute

I really love videos where people talk to their animals

idk something about the voices people use just makes me happy

I need a pig. I NEED one. NEEEEEEED. right now. give me a pig, someone anyone, god I just want one so badly.

I’d name it either something ridiculously cutesy like Penelope or Precious.

OR I’d name it Hammible Lecter, Hammy for short, obvs.

Photo 13 Apr 50,375 notes 
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

It physically hurts to laugh as hard as I am right now without making noise…

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

It physically hurts to laugh as hard as I am right now without making noise…

Photo 13 Apr 147,572 notes sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

Well that was a very satisfying turn.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

Well that was a very satisfying turn.

Text 12 Apr 45,088 notes

grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

image

Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

I have tears, there are tears, this makes me so happy.

Text 12 Apr 3 notes That moment when…

You finally tell Facebook about the sex advice blog you run with your bestie.

Thankfully my family is so ludicrously supportive that They’ll probably just go like the page…

Photo 12 Apr 32 notes justmakeitstop:

realtalksexadvice:

Shannon and I just recorded a few new videos for you guys. We’re pretty stoked. We’re calling this new video series either In Bed with Dani and Shannon, Pillow Talk with Dani and Shannon or Under the Covers with Dani and Shannon. 
Which one do you guys like best?

Well, this is it. This is my favorite picture taken with Shannon in existence. 

We are the cutest people in the whole world.

justmakeitstop:

realtalksexadvice:

Shannon and I just recorded a few new videos for you guys. We’re pretty stoked. We’re calling this new video series either In Bed with Dani and Shannon, Pillow Talk with Dani and Shannon or Under the Covers with Dani and Shannon. 

Which one do you guys like best?

Well, this is it. This is my favorite picture taken with Shannon in existence. 

We are the cutest people in the whole world.

Text 12 Apr 1,256 notes

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I always hug my 2yo when he’s throwing a tantrum because my semester of jujitsu taught me to always keep my opponents close.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time my kid woke up at 11:30 PM and didn’t go back to sleep until 1:30 AM and then woke up again at 6:30 AM and didn’t understand why I was so tired? And THEN he threw a tantrum at me because the dead batteries in his video game were still dead?

This is not what weekends are for…

Text 11 Apr 10 notes

justmakeitstop:

We’ve been watching this movie for a hundred years. We’re vampires now.

we went on an epic journey of boredom just to finish that shit. I’ve never seen a better cast in a worse film. The dead guy must have been in charge of editing things down to a reasonable length, because it WASN’T FUCKING DONE!

I have so many emotions right now.

Photo 10 Apr 2,193 notes shmemson:


GQ magazine April 2014

@houseofnarcolepsy
Oh my fuck, jesus take the wheel!

shmemson:

GQ magazine April 2014

@houseofnarcolepsy

Oh my fuck, jesus take the wheel!

(Source: gameofthronesdaily)

via shmemson.
Video 8 Apr 466 notes

(Source: kayethepterodactyl)

Text 7 Apr 4 notes POF Skills

My message: “I know you’re not interested in BBW’s, and I’m totally one of those, so you don’t have to write back, but your dog is adorable.”

IT WAS AN ENGLISH BULLDOG!!!

Video 7 Apr 46,334 notes

Jesus…..

no seriously, is this him?

Cause I could go for this as a religion.

Like, just this dude and me being into him, that’s the whole thing, someone get some monks to write a book about that…

(Source: esrasamphoto)

Video 6 Apr 139,127 notes

funeral-beat:

look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT

WHAT IS THIS

Prancercize 2: Electric Boogaloo, obvi.

(Source: annethraxx)

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Video 6 Apr 42,127 notes

kat-rampant:

nitramaraho:

northfalls:

”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)

ayy

that’s the sound of my brain short-circuiting 

If I wasn’t already solidly into women, Natalie Dormer would make me question my sexuality with every bat of her fucking lashes. Sweet fucking jesus….


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