Drawing Machine, 2011
Aw man, this makes me miss the one they used to have at the imaginarium SUPER BAD.
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)
This makes me unbelievably happy.
This made me smile, how adorable.
I am in love with this video.
I smiled so big while watching this that my cheeks now hurt.
this is why i have trust issues
this is really messing with me on a, like, subatomic level.
Just said, to an empty room, “What? No….. that…….no, why?”
The eggplant is an egg, people, this is not a drill.
My son has this episode on DVD, I can’t even watch it without getting mad. Look at him, look at that face!
Ugh, I’m sad all over again…
would that be beardoluminescence?
From the email I received, “A friend posted an article about street harassment on Facebook, and this is what followed. Dude has since been unfriended.”
Full disclosure: I stopped reading at, “now do you want to be treated like a woman or treated like a man?” That’s right…I had about 20 words of patience for Mel.
Hey guys look, it’s my submission! I didn’t mean for it to be anon, I just couldn’t figure out how to submit both screen caps because I am Noooooot tech savvy.
As an exciting update, he followed this up with a jab at my appearance that amounted to “I bet no one has harassed you lately.”
SHOOT DARN, no they haven’t, oh how will I ever evaluate my own self worth without being cat called?!? Oh the humanity!
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
Serious business conductor baby = awesome
That’s a very important baby.
I have finally found my patronis
This just made my life…
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
I have been on food stamps before! (Fun fact about me) You know what ELSE you cannot buy with food stamps? PREPARED FOODS. So you’re like “Some hot wings from the deli would be delicious I just got my monthly deposit I can splurge a little right now!” and you can’t do it you can only get the raw meat and other stuff to make it yourself.
An EBT card is not some magical credit card from which you get shitloads of free government money to spend willy nilly at Disney and casinos. You barely get enough money to buy the absolute minimum amount of food needed in a month from the regular grocery store.
More fun facts!
I was on food stamps up until 1 month ago. I stopped the program because I made enough money that I felt someone else would benefit from food stamps more than me, so I elected to not receive them anymore. Who’s your welfare queen NOW, bitches?
Food stamps for me and my 5 year old child total $327 per month. go ahead, get out a calculator and figure out how much that is a day for 2 people. In a 30 day month, that comes out to $10.90 a day. Find me fresh fruits and veggies and something other than hamburger meat for $10.90 a day for 2 people. you can’t, because those things don’t exist.
You can’t even use your EBT card at all grocery stores, Target didn’t accept them until a few years ago, and even then, their registers aren’t set up to approve all foods, so you can go and buy things like milk and baby food, and half of your baby food won’t be on the EBT approved list, so you have to pay for that out of pocket. And EVERY store has a different list of approved foods imput into their registers, there is no continuity.
People who spout trash about EBT cards like they’re this endless source of unlimited twinkies and soda, and some hard working american is paying for the aftermath, those people can go right back under the rock they crawled out of. The application process to receive food stamps is rough, and approval can take over a month unless you are approved for expedited assistance (you need to have less than $100 to your name to be approved for expedited assistance, among other things).
The looks you get for using your card at the store when buying other items are brutal. I once heard a woman say to her spouse “She can buy toys but not food, typical.” when I was purchasing my son’s birthday gift. There is no part of the process that doesn’t make you feel like you’re not worthy, there is no happy place that you get to use your EBT card, there is only you making the choice to not go hungry, and to not deprive your child of the things they need to grow.
I am FILLED with rage about this shit. Filled with it.
El Tango de Roxanne | Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
goosebumps every single fucking time I hear this song.
smile like a dog wearing a sombrero
he looks so free
WHERE DO I GET A TINY CHIHUAHUA SIZED SOMBRERO?! THIS IS IMPORTANT.
I will make this happen for you! I don’t know how, but it’s gonna fucking happen!!!
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
(many feet on ice)
Penguin Chorus: AAAAHHHH
Solo Penguin Who Fell: FUUUUUUUUUUuuuu—
oh god, my heart, it exploded….yup, just burst into pieces.
I legit love that Brad Pitt got out of his seat and started handing out plates to everyone, like “dad-mode” just kicked in and he decided he needed to help feed everyone.
Lip Sync Battle with Paul Rudd: Don’t Stop Me Now - Queenbro stepping on your jam
yeah, you should go make a supersonic man out of him, Seth…..