Tired 4yo says he is going to sleep all the way until 89 o’clock tomorrow.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Me too, little guy, me too. That’s the last time I stay up until 1 AM to watch a total lunar eclipse…
I cannot function properly
MY FUCKING HEART JUST EXPLODED FROM THE CUTENESS. I WANT TO CUDDLE THIS PIG UNTIL I DIE.
oh my god thats cute
I really love videos where people talk to their animals
idk something about the voices people use just makes me happy
I need a pig. I NEED one. NEEEEEEED. right now. give me a pig, someone anyone, god I just want one so badly.
I’d name it either something ridiculously cutesy like Penelope or Precious.
OR I’d name it Hammible Lecter, Hammy for short, obvs.
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
It physically hurts to laugh as hard as I am right now without making noise…
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
Well that was a very satisfying turn.
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
I have tears, there are tears, this makes me so happy.
You finally tell Facebook about the sex advice blog you run with your bestie.
Thankfully my family is so ludicrously supportive that They’ll probably just go like the page…
Shannon and I just recorded a few new videos for you guys. We’re pretty stoked. We’re calling this new video series either In Bed with Dani and Shannon, Pillow Talk with Dani and Shannon or Under the Covers with Dani and Shannon.
Which one do you guys like best?
Well, this is it. This is my favorite picture taken with Shannon in existence.
We are the cutest people in the whole world.
I always hug my 2yo when he’s throwing a tantrum because my semester of jujitsu taught me to always keep my opponents close.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time my kid woke up at 11:30 PM and didn’t go back to sleep until 1:30 AM and then woke up again at 6:30 AM and didn’t understand why I was so tired? And THEN he threw a tantrum at me because the dead batteries in his video game were still dead?
This is not what weekends are for…
We’ve been watching this movie for a hundred years. We’re vampires now.
we went on an epic journey of boredom just to finish that shit. I’ve never seen a better cast in a worse film. The dead guy must have been in charge of editing things down to a reasonable length, because it WASN’T FUCKING DONE!
I have so many emotions right now.
GQ magazine April 2014
Oh my fuck, jesus take the wheel!
My message: “I know you’re not interested in BBW’s, and I’m totally one of those, so you don’t have to write back, but your dog is adorable.”
IT WAS AN ENGLISH BULLDOG!!!
no seriously, is this him?
Cause I could go for this as a religion.
Like, just this dude and me being into him, that’s the whole thing, someone get some monks to write a book about that…
I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT
WHAT IS THIS
Prancercize 2: Electric Boogaloo, obvi.
”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)
that’s the sound of my brain short-circuiting
If I wasn’t already solidly into women, Natalie Dormer would make me question my sexuality with every bat of her fucking lashes. Sweet fucking jesus….