tortured anti-herosnarky child lol pretty accurate indeed
omg I’m Satsuki
wel am i mary sue or what
Hungry Fighter XD
Bubbly Theif ooo
tortured swordsman. i’m kenshin
Eccentric Lover. Love it.
Sexy mentor. Um, yes?
Snarky Genius. Nailed it to the fucking WALL.
This dude would have fit in super well at my old H.S.
I dedicate this ode to my hometown to all the other weirdos in the Alaska Grown club & I hope if you’ve never visited it will sufficiently pique your curiosity!! xoxo, Betty Turbo
I have talented motherfucking friends, y’all…
THIS IS PERFECT SHANNON JUST WROTE FINN’S CHARACTER DESCRIPTION.
I had a lot of feelings about him all of a sudden.
"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."
This entire sentiment rings SO true to me right now.
Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.
I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.
I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.
THANK YOU, or serious, tell me about your scrambled eggs.
Tired 4yo says he is going to sleep all the way until 89 o’clock tomorrow.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Me too, little guy, me too. That’s the last time I stay up until 1 AM to watch a total lunar eclipse…
I cannot function properly
MY FUCKING HEART JUST EXPLODED FROM THE CUTENESS. I WANT TO CUDDLE THIS PIG UNTIL I DIE.
oh my god thats cute
I really love videos where people talk to their animals
idk something about the voices people use just makes me happy
I need a pig. I NEED one. NEEEEEEED. right now. give me a pig, someone anyone, god I just want one so badly.
I’d name it either something ridiculously cutesy like Penelope or Precious.
OR I’d name it Hammible Lecter, Hammy for short, obvs.
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
It physically hurts to laugh as hard as I am right now without making noise…
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
Well that was a very satisfying turn.
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
I have tears, there are tears, this makes me so happy.
You finally tell Facebook about the sex advice blog you run with your bestie.
Thankfully my family is so ludicrously supportive that They’ll probably just go like the page…
Shannon and I just recorded a few new videos for you guys. We’re pretty stoked. We’re calling this new video series either In Bed with Dani and Shannon, Pillow Talk with Dani and Shannon or Under the Covers with Dani and Shannon.
Which one do you guys like best?
Well, this is it. This is my favorite picture taken with Shannon in existence.
We are the cutest people in the whole world.
I always hug my 2yo when he’s throwing a tantrum because my semester of jujitsu taught me to always keep my opponents close.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time my kid woke up at 11:30 PM and didn’t go back to sleep until 1:30 AM and then woke up again at 6:30 AM and didn’t understand why I was so tired? And THEN he threw a tantrum at me because the dead batteries in his video game were still dead?
This is not what weekends are for…