I am cool with George RR Martin killing off just about whoever he wants but I gotta say I’m gonna be pretty heartbroken if Jaime and Brienne don’t ride into the sunset together. It’s the only happy ending I want George please, you can keep filling the rest of the books with POV chapters from incidental characters I have no emotional attachment to and I’ll keep reading them if you just keep that hope alive for me.
seriously. Everyone else can die in a fire but please just let them be okay at the end.
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
Exactly. I never understood why calling someone a pussy meant they were weak. Or implying they have a vagina.
Vaginas take a beating, they push out little HUMANS and bounce back. They bleed for days and keep on kicking.
Dicks are vulnerable. I’d rather not be a dick.
I read something last week about how vaginas and their owners are pretty tough because at some point in our lives we wake up in a pool of our own blood and just say “Damn, now I have to do laundry.”
you know the thing you just said was highly inappropriate, but you don’t want to admit it, so you just yell:
“Well, it’s TRUE!”
and then try to blend in with the wallpaper…
omg Andy I puked. this is so damn cute.
Well that’s fucking adorable and I love it.
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
99 problems and NONE OF THEM ARE PICTURED HERE!
This is the solution to a shitty Monday.
I decided we needed and deserved ice cream, and so we got fucking ice cream.
The second one is my signature move
I feel like the “Serious Chicken” is just a breath away from being the “Constipated Ostrich” and I kinda love that Dani and I have been defensively dancing for 15 years.
Just a very cute and happy dog cooling off in the mud!
For more cute dogs and puppies
God dammit, Seth….
This is the best dog ever.
No dog has ever needed a monocle as much as this dog does.
Oh wait now I get what triggers are
Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.
Triggers, as demonstrated beautifully by Wreck-It Ralph
Stubb’s Brisket & Sweet Potato Fries
Oh GOD, Get in my mouth!
I cooked a steak and it looks like America. MURICA!!!