Ramblings, Musings, and Other Sundry Bits

coelasquid:

I am cool with George RR Martin killing off just about whoever he wants but I gotta say I’m gonna be pretty heartbroken if Jaime and Brienne don’t ride into the sunset together. It’s the only happy ending I want George please, you can keep filling the rest of the books with POV chapters from incidental characters I have no emotional attachment to and I’ll keep reading them if you just keep that hope alive for me.

seriously. Everyone else can die in a fire but please just let them be okay at the end.

gumballriot:

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

Exactly. I never understood why calling someone a pussy meant they were weak. Or implying they have a vagina.

Vaginas take a beating, they push out little HUMANS and bounce back. They bleed for days and keep on kicking.

Dicks are vulnerable. I’d rather not be a dick.

I read something last week about how vaginas and their owners are pretty tough because at some point in our lives we wake up in a pool of our own blood and just say “Damn, now I have to do laundry.”

you know the thing you just said was highly inappropriate, but you don’t want to admit it, so you just yell:

“Well, it’s TRUE!”

and then try to blend in with the wallpaper…